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Church Bulletin Bloopers – Reblogged
A hilarious post from Aurora Jane Alexander.
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
3. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.”
The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”
4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall – Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – The Senior Team Pass along the Funnies and One Liners
Here are some hilarious one-liners thanks to Sally Cronin. They’ll cheer anyone up.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Signs of the times — winter wonderland edition
Housework won’t kill you, but why take a chance?
More amusement from Bluebird of Bitterness.
And I agree wholeheartedly.
Housework won’t kill you, but why take a chance?
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